I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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