Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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