Sponge bath it is.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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