Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
as a side note pls kill me
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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