in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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