Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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