he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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