At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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