Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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