if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
This is my gift to your gina
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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