S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Those nachos came to me in a dream
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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