I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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