He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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