Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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