My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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