But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
It's shark week go big or go home
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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