DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
how drunk are you?
Several
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Randomize
