i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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