This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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