it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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