PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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