Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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