He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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