you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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