Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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