I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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