i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
