i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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