I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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