Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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