I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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