Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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