last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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