what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
What a dumb baby whore.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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