Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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