Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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