So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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