Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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