So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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