Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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