How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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