What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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