So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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