That's intense
it was like eating out sand paper
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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