Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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