i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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