I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
We’re leaving where are you
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