hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
so let's talk penis.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Randomize