Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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