I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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