He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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