yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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