You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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