so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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