Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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