If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize