So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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